"After You, My Dear Alphonse" is a short story written by Shirley Jackson, first published in 1940. It tells the story of two young boys, Harold and Calvin, who are playing a game of one-upmanship in which they try to outdo each other in acts of kindness and generosity. The story is narrated by Harold, who is desperate to win the game and be seen as the more generous and selfless of the two boys.
The story begins with Harold and Calvin walking home from school, talking about the game they are playing. Calvin boasts about the kind things he has done for others, such as giving away his lunch to a hungry classmate. Harold, feeling left behind in the competition, becomes determined to do something even kinder and more selfless.
As they continue on their walk, they come across a hungry stray dog. Calvin immediately wants to feed the dog, but Harold, in a fit of competitiveness, suggests that they give the dog their entire lunch instead. Calvin, caught off guard by the suggestion, agrees.
As they continue their walk, they come across a woman who is struggling to carry a heavy suitcase. Calvin, again wanting to be the one to help, offers to carry the suitcase for the woman. But once again, Harold one-ups him by offering to carry the suitcase all the way to the woman's destination. Calvin, feeling defeated, agrees.
As they walk with the suitcase, Harold becomes increasingly pleased with himself for outdoing Calvin in acts of kindness. He begins to feel a sense of superiority and self-righteousness, and he taunts Calvin for not being as generous as he is. Calvin, meanwhile, becomes increasingly resentful of Harold's constant need to outdo him and be seen as the "good guy."
In the end, the woman they are helping thanks them and gives them a small reward for their kindness. But as they walk home, Calvin and Harold are no longer friends. Calvin is bitter and angry, while Harold is self-satisfied and smug.
Jackson's story is a cautionary tale about the dangers of trying to outdo others in acts of kindness and generosity. It shows that true kindness and generosity should come from a place of genuine concern for others, not a desire to win a competition or be seen as superior. It also highlights the dangers of self-righteousness and the destructive power of competitiveness in relationships. Overall, "After You, My Dear Alphonse" is a thought-provoking and insightful exploration of human nature and the complexities of friendship.
